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No Steak Knives here....

My profile, if you wish to call it that, seems to get a fair amount of attention. I've had all walks make contact and for most part it's about laughter or understanding where I'm coming from. There are however those that contact to be judgemental. Inarticulate if you will. These are the fish that John West reject... (euphemism). Does that need explanation?


For all others lets have a bit of a laugh.. And PLEASE... If you are one of the many thousands of boring 'not tonighters out there, Turn your computer off and go watch TV... Stop wasting the time of others. Live Now and live well...

Upon contact you'll have a brief period to make and impression of sorts. Fail that and you've lost the race.
Most of you will miss out on meeting the one you seek... You read a few lines,. Not appealing? Off you go to the next profile. In children this is referred to as A.D.D... What are you actually looking for? Ask yourself that question over and over and I'll bet you can't come up with an honest answer... If that's the case why be on here in the first place. I have spoken to so many over a period. Very few are certain about what they want. One thing I'm certain about is that I don't want to live the life of a sheep and follow what others do. That's plain old boring. A quick ad lib here. Walking along the beach hand in hand has become a hazard of recent times. From what I can gather there are so many oasis users that like to do this I'm not sure it's at all possible to walk freely on the beach anymore . Surely there are queues now possibly even waiting lists. It won't be long before the council slaps a levy for frolickers and rompers alike. Perhaps Mills and Boone will claim royalties!

Then there's the element of OASIS members that are friend collectors. Sound familiar? It's the same on FB. They'll add you but never speak. If you make contact on occasion they are (Busy). Little green man is illuminated yet they are busy. If honesty is not your thing, move along.


SMILE , I'm having a laugh and you should too. Unless of course you are typically narrow minded and can't see what I'm saying here. If I need to spell it out you, I suggest you stop reading now and continue your search for whatever you think you are looking for elsewhere. GOOD Luck with that.

for those of you that Like to misconstrue the male speak... This is said with tongue in cheek.


well...
It seems many women in here have enormous barriers.

I guess I've been wasting my time. Sounds bitter doesn't it? I suppose being free that Oasis attracts all sorts and I've been wading through the muck to get to the good stuff. Hmm. where is the good stuff? That's right.. All gone maybe...

Playing it cool, Being too laid back, complacent with Dullsville and laziness and not what i consider attractive..

Having a laugh of course... At least it got your attention... Lighten Up!


Yes I have a pic (which I will provide you with if its mutual) and yes there is lack of info which is all in good reason (nothing sinister except for my criminal past) WINKS.
If I've deleted you its because of the lack of interaction. No disrespect, but I urge you move on get a life and live it. Stop wasting your own time. There's only going to be less of it tomorrow.

The weak and the Meek shall be left behind.....

Ok so you think this spiel says absolutely nothing about me.. Well, actually it says a lot. If you missed it then perhaps reading it again might help you understand. It really is quite simple.


Finally , I have met some gorgeous people through Oasis, some i continue to talk to that i consider very good friends. It hasn't been all roses, I've met some very odd characters indeed. Yet i remain positive and appeal to the best in people.
Be true to yourself and enjoy. Remember above all laugh.

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageEnglish
BuildAverage
Height180 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair LengthShort
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My AttractivenessAverage

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EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
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Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$50,000 - $100,000
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